Your facebook profile picture

Based on a conversation that I had with my friend Lexie the other day, 

I decided to write down what I think your profile picture means. 

Feel free to disagree. :)

Also...so that you would not think that I am a hater, I added some of my old and ridiculous profile pictures so that you can have a laugh.

A selfie means:

Hey, I just learned how to take a selfie, hope I am doing it right.

A picture with an expensive looking car means:

Hell no, that Lamborghini is not mine; I can hardly afford a bike. But my friend Steve told me that chicks will be all over me once they see this. Yeah…he is still single, not sure why.

A black and white picture means:

I am so artsy!

I was sunburnt but liked that pic anyway, so I just put it in black and white (smart or what?).

A picture with weird colours means:

Hey, I am a teenager.

Hey, I just discovered that you can play with the colours.

Hey, I am a teenager and I just discovered that you can play with the colours.

A picture with your partner means:

I am sooo in love and I need the online world to know it. 

Also, that guy/girl is taken, so you and your innocent smile better watch out.

A picture of you and your pet means:

I just broke up, but hey there is still a living and breathing thing that I can cuddle with.

I just got a new pet, you likey?

A picture of you and your new hair means:

A guy / girl just broke up with me.

I really needed a change.

A guy / girl just broke up with me and I needed a change.

A swopped profile picture means:

Haha, I am so funny, I am using my best friend´s picture as my profile picture…best friends foreveeeer!

A picture that does not show your face means:

I don´t believe in showing my face on facebook, get over it!

I don´t believe in showing my face on facebook, NSA and all that Jazz, you know? And my real name is also not John Doe, in case you were wondering.

A picture of you I smart clothes means:

I am getting serious about my career, so this is me looking decent and smart, forget about the drunk pictures, I am all about business and money these days.

A picture of you with alcohol means:

I just turned 18 and can legally drink.

A picture of you outdoors means:

Gosh, I am so outdoorsy you would not believe. When is the next hike?

A picture of you next to a wax figure means:

I will probably never meet this person, but hey...there is an extremely cool picture of me and piece of wax in covered in clothes.

A picture of you and some African/Indian kids means:

Those kids will probably never hear of internet, but let me take a picture with my newest Iphone.

A picture of you with other people means:

Gosh, I have so many friends.

Gosh, I am so popular.

A picture of you in your sunglasses means:

I could not be bothered to put on makeup today.

Check out my funky sunglasses.

I am a celebrity.

A picture of you infront of a well-known place means:

I am in Paris / Stonehenge, so let me take a picture. 

A crazy picture of you means:

I am not pretty enough to have a pretty profile picture so I decided to go with crazy instead.

A picture of a celebrity means:

This is my celebrity lookalike, see?...What do you mean I look nothing like him!? I totally look like Brad Pitt!

A painting means:

I suffer from a lack of recent photos of me. 

I am turning into an expert in art, see, I even know van Gogh!